Reason number 302. Just Kidding.

Reason number 8, Running around and having panic attacks of laughter while doing so.  We do that a lot..our neighbors must hate us.   At least we're not always belting out Britney Spears though, right? 

So, as the roommate with the boyfriend, I have a situation.  I'm finally getting a present from my bf for our four year anniversary.  Problem is, he called me laughing and telling me his fraternity brother helped him decide what to get me..scary I know.  I then tried to con him into telling me what it is, but only got to question 5 in the game of 20 questions before he made me stop..ruining my fun...  So the clues I did get out of him were that it's only kind of dirty, he wouldn't necessarily want it, and it's girly.   No effing clue.  Damn surprises, damn them!!

Anyway, I guess I should start with my reasons for why I SHOULDN'T have a boyfriend.
I agree with most of the reasons my roommates don't have boyfriends, buuut I feel I should have a few of my own.  So here I go...

Reason Number 1 Why Kelsey Shouldn't Have A Boyfriend:
                                                                         I'm practically a boy.
 I burp, I play Call of Duty and am admittedly addicted, I've hung out with boys practically all my life, and I'm a big perv.

 "Momma" Kels