Reason #6

I sit in our apartment and do homework with this hair-do:

Sexy, right?

Rachel

Reason #5

We have a ghost living in our apartment. His name is Darell (Da-rel). He is a ginger with a Jew fro who likes to poke people.


Kari

Reason #4

I carry around boxes that look like I'm carrying a bomb. Therefore, making me look like a terrorist. Who wants to date a terrorist? ... Don't answer that.

Rachel

Reasons # 2 and 3

Imagine the sound effects that go with these faces....


Kari & Rachel

Reason #1

Whenever we hear people walk past our door one or more of us run to the peephole in our door and look out and creep on whoever happens to be out there. :)

Kari

and

Rachel

HI!

The four of us are AMAZING! (Well, we are most of the time.) I am the most overwhelming of the four and it's good for me, but bad for everyone else. The other three are starting to take on some of my annoying traits. I make up words all the time, and I insist on using them like they are real. I hate the Old Navy mannequins. They are uber creepy. What else should I tell you? Rachel told me that the first one is the hardest, and then we realized that that sounds sexual...

Bye,

Kari

Hello!

This is us. We're weird and crazy (part of the reason that we're single).  We're starting this blog because we already have an ongoing "list" of the reasons why we don't have boyfriends. So we're going to share our entertaining-ness with the world.

We don't expect this blog to actually become popular, its really just for us, but if you find it entertaining we're glad we can help. :)

Rachel