Reason #11

Last year, Kari and I were inseperable. I mean we did everything together. Someone invited one of us to lunch, we both showed up. One of us gets invited over for a movie, we both went. So a friend gave us a couple name. Jari. Or Jeri. Whatever floats your boat.

Jenna

Reason #10

We name EVERYTHING. My plant (Anabelle). Liz's backpack ( Leonardo). Our ghost (Darell). My converse ( Sylvester for the right shoe, and predictably Tweety for the left shoe). There's tons of other stuff that I/we have named, but I can't think of them right now.

Kari

Reason #9

We talk to inanimate objects. A lot. Well, at least Kari and I do. The TV, our computers, our phones, we talk/yell at them. It's a daily thing.

Jenna

Introducing Jennanana

Hola!

I'm Jenna, the roommates long distance single friend who likes to crash on their couch. I lived with Kari for a semester last year(the horror). Kelsey and I lived in the same hall for a semester. Rachel and I met in a class first semester and I met Liz through Rachel. So yeah. That's me.

Peace out Girl Scout

Jenna

Reason number 302. Just Kidding.

Reason number 8, Running around and having panic attacks of laughter while doing so.  We do that a lot..our neighbors must hate us.   At least we're not always belting out Britney Spears though, right? 

So, as the roommate with the boyfriend, I have a situation.  I'm finally getting a present from my bf for our four year anniversary.  Problem is, he called me laughing and telling me his fraternity brother helped him decide what to get me..scary I know.  I then tried to con him into telling me what it is, but only got to question 5 in the game of 20 questions before he made me stop..ruining my fun...  So the clues I did get out of him were that it's only kind of dirty, he wouldn't necessarily want it, and it's girly.   No effing clue.  Damn surprises, damn them!!

Anyway, I guess I should start with my reasons for why I SHOULDN'T have a boyfriend.
I agree with most of the reasons my roommates don't have boyfriends, buuut I feel I should have a few of my own.  So here I go...

Reason Number 1 Why Kelsey Shouldn't Have A Boyfriend:
                                                                         I'm practically a boy.
 I burp, I play Call of Duty and am admittedly addicted, I've hung out with boys practically all my life, and I'm a big perv.

 "Momma" Kels

Reason #7

We ( mainly me but Kelsey is starting to get them too) have laughing induced panic attacks. In other words, we start laughing so hard that we can't breathe and it sound like a panic attack, but we can't stop laughing and then tears come out of our eyes... It just turns into this big ordeal, with makes it funnier, so we laugh harder... Like I said, it turns it to this really big ordeal, every time we ( by we I mean me) laugh.

Kari

Reason #6

I sit in our apartment and do homework with this hair-do:

Sexy, right?

Rachel

Reason #5

We have a ghost living in our apartment. His name is Darell (Da-rel). He is a ginger with a Jew fro who likes to poke people.


Kari

Reason #4

I carry around boxes that look like I'm carrying a bomb. Therefore, making me look like a terrorist. Who wants to date a terrorist? ... Don't answer that.

Rachel

Reasons # 2 and 3

Imagine the sound effects that go with these faces....


Kari & Rachel

Reason #1

Whenever we hear people walk past our door one or more of us run to the peephole in our door and look out and creep on whoever happens to be out there. :)

Kari

and

Rachel

HI!

The four of us are AMAZING! (Well, we are most of the time.) I am the most overwhelming of the four and it's good for me, but bad for everyone else. The other three are starting to take on some of my annoying traits. I make up words all the time, and I insist on using them like they are real. I hate the Old Navy mannequins. They are uber creepy. What else should I tell you? Rachel told me that the first one is the hardest, and then we realized that that sounds sexual...

Bye,

Kari

Hello!

This is us. We're weird and crazy (part of the reason that we're single).  We're starting this blog because we already have an ongoing "list" of the reasons why we don't have boyfriends. So we're going to share our entertaining-ness with the world.

We don't expect this blog to actually become popular, its really just for us, but if you find it entertaining we're glad we can help. :)

Rachel