Reason #11

Last year, Kari and I were inseperable. I mean we did everything together. Someone invited one of us to lunch, we both showed up. One of us gets invited over for a movie, we both went. So a friend gave us a couple name. Jari. Or Jeri. Whatever floats your boat.

Jenna

Reason #10

We name EVERYTHING. My plant (Anabelle). Liz's backpack ( Leonardo). Our ghost (Darell). My converse ( Sylvester for the right shoe, and predictably Tweety for the left shoe). There's tons of other stuff that I/we have named, but I can't think of them right now.

Kari

Reason #9

We talk to inanimate objects. A lot. Well, at least Kari and I do. The TV, our computers, our phones, we talk/yell at them. It's a daily thing.

Jenna

Introducing Jennanana

Hola!

I'm Jenna, the roommates long distance single friend who likes to crash on their couch. I lived with Kari for a semester last year(the horror). Kelsey and I lived in the same hall for a semester. Rachel and I met in a class first semester and I met Liz through Rachel. So yeah. That's me.

Peace out Girl Scout

Jenna

Reason number 302. Just Kidding.

Reason number 8, Running around and having panic attacks of laughter while doing so.  We do that a lot..our neighbors must hate us.   At least we're not always belting out Britney Spears though, right? 

So, as the roommate with the boyfriend, I have a situation.  I'm finally getting a present from my bf for our four year anniversary.  Problem is, he called me laughing and telling me his fraternity brother helped him decide what to get me..scary I know.  I then tried to con him into telling me what it is, but only got to question 5 in the game of 20 questions before he made me stop..ruining my fun...  So the clues I did get out of him were that it's only kind of dirty, he wouldn't necessarily want it, and it's girly.   No effing clue.  Damn surprises, damn them!!

Anyway, I guess I should start with my reasons for why I SHOULDN'T have a boyfriend.
I agree with most of the reasons my roommates don't have boyfriends, buuut I feel I should have a few of my own.  So here I go...

Reason Number 1 Why Kelsey Shouldn't Have A Boyfriend:
                                                                         I'm practically a boy.
 I burp, I play Call of Duty and am admittedly addicted, I've hung out with boys practically all my life, and I'm a big perv.

 "Momma" Kels

Reason #7

We ( mainly me but Kelsey is starting to get them too) have laughing induced panic attacks. In other words, we start laughing so hard that we can't breathe and it sound like a panic attack, but we can't stop laughing and then tears come out of our eyes... It just turns into this big ordeal, with makes it funnier, so we laugh harder... Like I said, it turns it to this really big ordeal, every time we ( by we I mean me) laugh.

Kari